me: i should get in the shower
*2 hours later someone else starts the shower*
me: o hmy god fuck you i was JUST about to get in there
Sticks and stones may break your bones but tv shows and books will crush your soul to a million pieces
Earlier today, Jessica made a post on her Weibo revealing that she was being kicked out of Girls’ Generation. Now, SM Entertainment has released a statement on the matter.
[reads summary of fic] THIS IS WHAT I WANT
[reads first 10 words of fic] this is not what i want
America, you do not exist in a vacuum.
Gun control works.
Higher minimum wage works.
Free health care works.
Free higher education works.
too bad the government doesn’t
things i need to do:
- clean my room
- get a college degree
- learn how to have healthy relationshipsthings i want to do:
things i actually am doing:
- play with puppies and kittens
- find someone cute to cuddle and make out with
- drive to the ocean
- taking subpar selfies
- running a semi successful blog
- listening to sad songs and watching too much netflix
I can’t wait for winter because that’s when all mosquitoes die and go to hell where they belong